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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}

{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}

{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}

{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}

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